Embarrassing my Parents

To be honest, I don't ever try to embarrass my parents. I don't think they ever try to embarrass me either. About the only way that my mom accidentally embarrasses me is by calling me Winsty in public. Also, she embarrasses me by forgetting things that I tell her. I probably embarrass my parents, too, although I do not try to. The main way I embarrass them is by probably by doing something that I was told by them not to do. It could also be just messing around in public in front of them. Besides this, I never try to embarrass my parents because it is not very nice.

St. Patrick's Day fairytale

Have you ever heard the bedtime story of the three leprechaun wishes? Well, one day, a man named Greg was walking through the Irish countryside. Suddenly, a small bearded man girded in green popped up out of the grass.
 "Hello, how do you do?" he said.
 Greg didn't know what to say. "Um, ok I guess. Who are you?"
 "I am a powerful leperchaun that can grant you three wishes."
Greg didn't know what to think but he was very poor and in need so he decided to take the offer.
"What is your first wish?" Asked the leperchuan.
"My first wish is to have seven pigs."
"Your wish is granted," said the leperchaun. "What is your second?"
"My second wish is to have three chickens," said Greg because he was in great need of eggs.
"Your wish is granted," said the leperchaun. "And what is your third wish."
 By this time, Greg was beginning to feel very greedy because he realized that he could have anything in the world. "My wish is to have unlimited wishes," said Greg.
"Ah, you think you can outsmart me like that you fool. Well you are mistaken," said the leperchaun as he took back what Greg had wished for and bounding away through the grass left Greg poorer than ever.

Muppets

The two muppets I wish to compare/ contrast are Ms. Piggy and Kermit the frog. A few reasons that these two are different is because; Kermit is a green frog. Ms. Piggy is a pink pig. Kermit is male, Piggy is female. Piggy likes Kermit, but Kermit doesn't like piggy. They are also very similar in many ways, too. First of all, they are both muppets. They are also both very main characters in the muppet world. This is how these two muppets relate to each other.

Traditions and holidays

My family has some annual traditions. Every year, we go over to the neighbors and shoot a couple of cows to butcher. This takes place around May. Usually, there isn't a specific date but I will just say that the date was the 14. From now on, if the government accepts my petition, of course, May 14 will be the official cow-slaughtering day of the U.S. On this day, everyone will be allowed to slaughter a cow with any weapon. As long as they dispose of these cows correctly or eat them, they can kill up to five. Burning or dumping the carcass into the dump will be legit. I hope my holiday will turn out very good because at the same time, it will create jobs for people who want to sell their cows.