If I Were a Dog, What Advice Would I Give my Classmates

Have you ever thought about what you say if you were a dog? Well, I think I would tell my classmates about that one whoofy ruff ruffy type thing. After that, I think I would talk about the nice whoof whoof. I don't think my language would register to them and they would probably just start kicking me or yelling at me. But of course I would keep telling them that they couldn't forget about the whoof whoof ruff and the howeryyyy animals. If they still kept kicking me or yelling at me, I would run away and keep talking about ruff ruffy. By this time they would get really irritated by my noise. They would try to shut me up somehow, but my advice would be too important to shut up. Whoof whoof ruff ruff I would say. Eventually, they would just leave. I really hope they got my advice...