The Smell of a Skunk

You know what I hate? When people without smelling abilities ask you how a skunk smells. Well, I can't rightly say because I don't sit there and try to sniff skunk smells because it smells like junk! How can I describe it when it smells terrible? I mean it has some disgusting contents so it makes it stick in your mouth or something. It's also really stale. Why would I even go close enough to describe it? I mean, it is terrible! Next time someone asks me about it, I will tell them what I told you. I won't describe it....